This story has two levels.

First level: Lindsay Lohan is wearing a Spiderman bikini. As far as we’re aware, it’s not an official Spiderman bikini, but it sure looks like something Tobey Maguire would make his conquests wear after a hard night of climbing up buildings and causing havoc-for-a-good-cause with a nice big web. What’s more, for all her hard living and bad press, Lindsay Lohan looks really good:

Second level: That girl Lindsay Lohan is hugging in the picture BELOW is called Indrani, who’s a photographer and reality TV star, and Lindsay’s new girlfriend. Indrani, who’s apparently also known as Julia I. Pal-Chaudhuri (obviously), told the New York Post: “We have been spending a lot of time together. I have never had a relationship with a woman before, but Lindsay is just somebody who I find fascinating, gorgeous and extremely smart, as well as super-hot.” She added: “Lindsay gets a lot of bad press, but she's a really strong, creative woman and is trying really hard to get her life in a good, positive place.”

So there you go. Screw you, Samantha Ronson. Screw you, world. Screw you, heterosexuality. Lindsay is rocking this party we all call ‘life’ and she’s rocking it hard.