Lindsay Lohan’s got it sussed. While those pictures of her bawling her eyes out in court were met with mutters of “serves her right” and “teach her a lesson, the horrible little skank” by people who wish they could snort coke all day and get away with it, she’s still this year’s 80th Sexiest Woman in the World (says you). Here she is, practising being a gun-toting nun in Robert Rodriguez’s Machete, slated for release in September. Something tells us it’s going to be immense. Probably the trailer, also featuring Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez:
Lohan’s like the teen world’s answer to Oliver Reed. Actress, model, singer and drug addict – with two convictions for drink-driving, three car accidents and four bouts of rehab under her belt. With her last movie Labor Pains going straight to TV (not even stopping at DVD), the 24-year-old LiLo’s all ready to up her game. And by ‘up her game’ we mean have a wash, get some of those cotton buds for her ears and make everyone love her again. Stranger things have happened.
Lindsay Lohan on FHM.com:
1/ Lindsay Lohan gets naked in the name of art
2/ Lindsay Lohan's clothing range is kind of slutty
3/ Lindsay Lohan is wearing a Spiderman bikini
Sexy celebrity news on FHM.com:
1/ Katie Price's iPod tiara is super naff
2/ Rihanna's sexy new costumes
3/ Kim Kardashian's sisters on Segways
