What you will see ABOVE is Penelope Cruz doing her ‘I’m Spanish, I’m amazing, I’m in bed and it looks like I’m wearing no pants’ thing. And what you’ll see BELOW is Marion Cotillard singing. Needless to say: we consider both Marion Cotillard and Penelope Cruz to be superb, and you can see a MARION COTILLARD GALLERY HERE, and a PENELOPE CRUZ GALLERY HERE. All of this action is from the film Nine, which we haven’t seen, of course, because it’s a musical, and you know what they say about men who watch musicals, don’t you, eh, eh eh?