Megan Fox has had a tough time of late, what with loosing her role as 'sexy-hot-panted-lady' in Transformers 3 to Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Some might say, "she's down and out", others would say, "doesn't matter she's still hot."
But there are some people, specifically her PR, media management type people, who said: "Let's put her in a burning house with that hobbit fella and have Eminem rap over the top."
And this is the result. It is actually Eminem's song, featuring Rihanna. But it doesn't really seem like that, because most of the song it taken up by Rihanna singing her usual ridiculous lyrics, in this case:
"Just gonna stand there, and watch me burn. But that's alright, because I like the way it hurts. Just gonna stand there, and hear me cry. But that's alright because I love the way you lie, I love the way you lie, I love the way you lie."
This of course cannot top the lyrical genius from Rude Boy:
"Come here, rude boy, boy, can you get it up? Come here, rude boy, boy, is you big enough? Take it, take it, baby, baby, take it, take it, love me, love me."
Eminem stands in his field, rapping angrily for most of the video. Perhaps he was unavailable to be on set with Rihanna that day, perhaps it's a stylistic choice, perhaps he just likes a good field. Only the record label and perhaps the farmer who owns the field, know the answers to these questions.
In the video Megan Fox catches on fire, because she's so hot, like sexy hot, you get it? No, not really, it's another stylistic choice, but Eminem and Rihanna do stand outside singing whilst the house burns down, so they're kind of responsible for killing Megan Fox!
But then at the end, Megan and the hobbit are still asleep and it's all a dream. We always used to get told not to use this ending to our stories at school, because it was unimaginative. Then someone went and made a movie about it and made loads of money. Bastards.
More Megan Foxiness on FHM.com
1 \ Megan Fox and denim shorts, a flaming hot match!
2 \ Megan Fox is a prostitute.
3 \ Megan Fox is back and flashing her boobs.
Other general sexy stuff like
1 \ Hollyoaks hotties kick ass!
2 \ Living the dream with Liz Hurley.
3 \ Marissa Miller FHM cover, complete with lawnmower.
Oh look a Megan Fox gallery!