Megan Fox has said some odd things in her time, like supposedly likening Michael Bay to Hitler. But none of that ever mattered because she always looked so damn foxy. Well now Megan has appeared in Interview Magazine, fondling a naked mannequin of herself. And hey, we're down with that. We would probably fondle a naked Megan Fox mannequin if we got the chance. Everybody knows the only reason people go to Madamme Tussards is to fondle famous people, right?
More than likely the pictures in Interview are a metaphorical commentary on the self obsession of modern celebrity, and referencing the tragic tale of Narcissus who fell in love with his own reflection and wasted away. Or it's just a load of weird pictures, to grab attention away from Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Either way we dig it, because there is no such thing as too much Megan Fox. Check out the video above for further proof.
Megan decided to play hide and seek with her new friend. Silly Megan, it's a mannequin, all they can play is stuck in the mud!
After losing hide and seek Megan got angry and decided to kick the mannequin in the tits.
Megan got so angry she tried to suffocate the mannequin, whilst wearing gorilla arms. But she couldn't. Because it was a mannequin.
Megan then decided to hug the mannequin and make up. Because the big bird on her shoulder told her to.
Megan asked to keep the mannequin's head. She was so keen she started disassembling Megan 2.0 during the shoot. Like an eager child. Silly Megan.