GREAT NEWS. Megan Fox’s naked body will be replacing Victoria Beckham’s naked body as the flesh that Armani underwear sits on in the adverts that try and make you want to buy it. This means that there will be enormous pictures of Megan Fox wearing Armani underwear on the sides of roads everywhere. We don’t know exactly when this is going to happen, but when it does we promise to die of joy. The only thing that might keep us alive is the sight of a semi-naked Cristiano Ronaldo, because he’s the dude who has to take over from David Beckham as the cock and balls inside Armani’s male range. GOOD LUCK CRISTIANO.

Bonus Megan Fox stuff:

1/ Megan Fox covergirl profile

2/ Megan Fox gallery