Disney child Miley Cyrus is 16 and likes Radiohead. Like most 16-year-olds, she wants to meet her heroes, and attempted to use her profile (she's won a Golden Globe and earned $25m in 2008) to do just that backstage at the Grammys. But Radiohead, because they're shy (and don't give a toss about Miley Cyrus), refused. Young Miley is understood to have thrown a teen millionaire's tantrum, and vowed "to ruin" Radiohead. Bless.
Unfortunately, in doing so, Miley has pissed off a not insignificant percentage of the world, including megastar Jamie Foxx, who used his radio show to dish out some no-nonsense (and rather graphic) advice for the Hannah Montana star: "Make a sex tape and grow up. Get like Britney Spears and do some heroine. Do like Lindsay Lohan and start seeing a lesbian and get some crack in your pipe." Ouch. Hit the video below to hear it.