Miranda Kerr – the gorgeous Australian Victoria’s Secret model – is not quite perfect. She may look it, sound it and probably smells it BUT she is still dating Orlando Bloom – the smarmy, whiney, starey, expressionless, man-who-stands-in-front-of-a-camera-and-gets-paid-for-it. He probably deserves our Robert Pattinson treatment. If you can manage to crowbar that thought out of your brain then you may be able to enjoy this video. And THIS MIRANDA KERR GALLERY.