Yesterday, Miranda Kerr, Alessandro Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel did their best to promote the new Victoria’s Secret Heavenly Flowers perfume in New York. The problem, of course, with getting very successful underwear models to promote stuff is that people will inevitably forget what the hell the stuff you’re trying to promote is. Here’s a test. See if you can look at this picture of Australian force of nature Miranda Kerr and remember what the Victoria’s Secret perfume is called.
See: hard. Now try this one:
Even though she's holding the perfume, it's tough. You don’t even know where you are, do you? You have no idea what day it is, which way your balls hang, what size your feet are or how many times you’ve snorted cocaine off the naked breasts of a woman you haven’t exchanged money with, do you? Let alone what the name of the sodding perfume is. The answer to the last scenario, by the way, is probably none. And if you think Miranda Kerr was distracting, try the Brazilian lady Alessandro Ambrosio:
And now try South African model Candice Swanepoel:
And now (get ready), all three at the same time:
ARE YOU EVEN STILL ALIVE?