What with all the press coverage of the Royal Wedding (and as fit as Kate Middleton undeniably is, we were starting to get sick and tired of the constant sycophantic pandering to every last detail of the big day) some stuff slipped under the radar of news.
Stuff like: Scarlett Johansson in red hair shocker!
Stuff like the 2011 White House Press Correspondent’s Dinner, which some beautiful people attended looking beautiful (as they are wont to do) – beautiful people like Mila Kunis, Scarlett Johansson and Nina Dobrev. Make sure to look at the pictures of them using your eyes, liberally scattered throughout this article as they are.
Mila Kunis: compact
If you’re not aware, every year there’s a sort of comedy bonus round for American politics in which the President is encouraged to give a jokey speech about their incumbency thus far and then a popular comedian of the day is asked to take the piss out of him in front of everybody.
Its fun, and with someone charismatic in charge like Obama (as opposed to that bumbling, mouth-farting dullard they had in before him) you can be guaranteed of a good show.
Nina Dobrev: Diaphonous
Donald Trump, wig-wearer and money-collector extraordinaire, has been leading a campaign recently that claims Obama wasn’t actually born in the USA at all. It’s worth taking a few minutes out of your day to watch how the President of the United States, and his team of excellent writers, ripped the piss out of Trump directly to his face:
Great, no? Plus when he joked “these are the sort of decisions that would keep me awake at night,” he said it probably on the night that he authorised the strike on Bin Laden that resulted in his death. Take it from us: don't fuck with President Obama.