Think about what you've achieved in the last 15 years. You probably finished school. Maybe you got a degree. Perhaps you've had a few job promotions. Got married. Had kids. Mastered the stepover on FIFA.

Through all of that, alongside rainy summers and Sir Alex Ferguson's ranting (and retirement), Kelly Brook has been there as a constant in your life; a supremely sexy lighthouse in a sea of constant change, never further than a tabloid newspaper or self-taken Twitter picture away.

It goes without saying that we freaking love her here at FHM. So to celebrate the second day of December and our sexy advent calendar, here are 10 gif-tastic reasons why you should all be head-over-hamburgers for Kelly Brook:

01 Her fancy dress costumes are unparalleled.

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02 She's got big, lovely, bouncy hair.

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03 If you put her on a rock, you could mistake her for a mermaid.

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04 When she's happy, we're happy.

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05 She can ride a motorcycle in heels.

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06 She can do "The Bond Girl" better than actual Bond Girls.

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07 She knows how to make an entrance.

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08 She does to piranhas what Neo does to bullets.

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09 She's got moves better than Jagger himself.

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10. Erm... as above.

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VIDEO BONUS

She's just done this amazing video for those fashionable fashion types over at Love magazine.

More Kelly Brook here