Thanks to those vivid green eyes, amazing lips and mathematically improbable curves, Angelina has been in every single FHM 100 Sexiest from 2002-20012.
Even Brad Pitt looks a bit shoddy and bum-faced stood next to her.
Her iconic sexiness, which will no doubt go down as the stuff of legends, spans an astonishing three decades. But could you pinpoint the moment you fell in love with her?
What would be considered as her breakout movie is subject to debate, but her first leading role was in Hackers in 1995. In 1998, she played lady-loving supermodel Gia in the movie of the same name, before picking up the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress in Girl, Interrupted.
With dark roles like these, very few were surprised when it turned out Angelina herself liked the odd knife in the bedroom and had a thing for girls too. One of her ex-girlfriends made the entire world jealous when she told them that kissing Angelina was like "kissing a waterbed." It shouldn't be sexy, but it just is.
And then she proved that blonde dreadlocks can be despicably hot in Gone in 60 Seconds in 2000.
But it was when she took on the silver wetsuit of Lara Croft in the Tomb Raider films that the rest of the world really took notice.
And notice, we did. She was the epotime of the head-spinning, ass-kicking, super sexy action heroine. It's basically like she's not from this planet.
And just when we thought we couldn't handle any more, she shot to 3rd place in FHM 100 Sexiest 2005, and it was probably something to do with this little number.
To which the whole world went:
To be honest, Mr & Mrs Smith alone is enough to warrant inducting Angelina into the 100 Sexiest Hall of Fame. Come on, REALLY??
Could there possibly be any other way of expressing the legendary, all-encompassing, all-devouring sexiness of Angelina Jolie?
Oh wait...there's Wanted.
Could 2014 be the year of Angelina's comeback? Vote for her in FHM 100 Sexiest 2014.