It'd be bloody difficult to find a man (or woman) on this planet who doesn't love Scarlett Johansson. What with her enchanting smile, cracking sense of humour and mathematically impossible curves, she wouldn't look out of place on a '50s pin-up poster.
With that in mind, it's hardly surprising that she's been in every single FHM 100 Sexiest since 2005, hitting the dizzying heights of 3rd place in 2007 and continuing to top countless other nationwide polls ever since.
And she's come a helluva long way since cosying up to Bill Murray in 2003's Lost in Translation.
Remember that time she was in The Black Dahlia in 2006 with Josh Harnett?
Yeah... we don't either. But, judging by this picture, it was probably at least half-decent.
Or that time she locked lips with Penelope Cruz in Vicky Cristina Barcelona?
Of course you do. Isn't it amazing how the brain works?
In fact, Scarlett's no stranger to a little lady love. Here's Sandra Bullock making our dreams come true.
And if you were just starting to like Bradley Cooper, we're sorry but...
That happened in He's Just Not That Into You in 2009. We're not 100% on the accuracy of that title.
But you get the point. If your movie needs an absolute goddess of a love interest with serious acting chops to boot, a screen siren reminiscent of Rita Hayworth or Marilyn Monroe, or a sexpot who could absolutely kick your ass, you know who to call.
In fact, have you got the phone number to hand? We've misplaced ours.
Will 2014 be Scarlett's 10th year in FHM 100 Sexiest? Check out the results on April 30.