Wednesday July 31 is almost upon us.
If you've got yourself an FHM calendar, it's the last day you wake up to Jorgie Porter licking the ice cream you'd just dreamt you were.
It's also the last day you can get your hands on our summer issue, starring Jorgie, Gemma Merna and Jennifer Metcalfe.
If you haven't got yours yet, here's 11 things you'll never, ever know once August arrives.
And if you have already read it - thanks! You can now sit there, smug as a photogenic pug and safe in the knowledge that you're officially a bit smarter than everyone else.
02 How Cal Crutchlow went from roofing homes in Coventry to riding multimillion-pound speed machines for a living.
03 How to become a cycling pro and get an award-winning arse, under the guidance of Victoria Pendleton.
04 Which boardies you should rock this summer.
05 How to launch your own app, like these guys we met on the FHM x Jägermeister road trip.
06 How to get a date with Jennifer Metcalfe.
08 What taking legal drugs is really like.
09 Why Jake Humphrey's nickname is Bunny Cub.
10 What's next after Candy Crush.
11 Why Gemma Merna believes her boob job is the best thing she's ever done.
To make sure you never miss out again, get yourself a year's subscription for the ludicrous price of just £12.