First, here's the bad news. Jennifer Aniston first walked onto our screens, and into our hearts, as Rachel Green in 1994. That's just shy of 20 years ago. TWENTY.YEARS.
Now you've pulled out all your grey hairs, here's the good news.
She's ba-aaaack. And better still, it's not another romcom.
Jen plays Jason Sudeikis' fake wife but very real stripper in We're The Millers, out this Friday August 24.
To celebrate the most exciting Jennifer Aniston movie since Horrible Bosses, here's 13 reasons why we think she makes perfect fake wife material.
01 Her smile is better than beer, steak and bacon and syrup pancakes.
02 She takes a pretty mean selfie.
03 She doesn't age which basically means she's immortal.
04 She's game for even your geekiest fantasies.
05 She amazes even herself.
06 "Sheeeeeee's electric..."
07 She can do magic.
08 She's super pretty when she cries.
09 She probably has the best legs in the world.
10 She can do a perfect upside-down smile.
11 Her parenting skills are second to none.
12 She's strong and independent.
13 But also brilliantly immature.
And therefore: PERFECT FAKE WIFE! The end.
We're The Millers hits cinemas August 23.