As you’d imagine, the winner of Miss USA 2011 - Alyssa Campanella - is a very attractive woman. Because we’re sticklers for the truth, here’s a handful of pictures to back up that claim. Don’t want you thinking we’re all mouth and no trousers.
Unlike Alyssa who is rather that here
So, ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause for the bookies’ favourite Alyssa Campanella. Representing California in the contest – she is, indeed, one of those California Gurls that Ms Perry and Mr Dogg Esq told us so much of in song – she stormed to victory by being really good at wearing a swimming costume and having fantastic teeth.
How does judging work in the Miss USA contest, anyway? All the contestants are great at wearing swimming costumes and have almost equally perfect teeth. Surely at the end of the day it’s just got to come down to the individual fetishes of the judges and whichever girl happens to tick the most boxes.
'What's that? There's a weird pink lump in my left eye? WHO IS THIS'
Turns out the judges must have a thing for redheads, then. But what else do we know about Alyssa who’s on her way to Miss Universe to battle it out for the supreme title of Best At Wearing Bikinis And Having Nice Teeth in the world? Very little.
Her Wikipedia page is full of various redundant information, but all you really need to take away from it is this:
“Her passions are hockey and space exploration.”
'Sorry love, can you tune your trousers in a bit, the reception's terrible'
Of course! Two great tastes that taste great together. We can see the obvious overlap there, and it’s in fact already been expressed in song by The Lonely Island. If you’d like to see more pictures of the beautiful Miss Campanella, check out Coedmagazine.com.