Hello Friday, nice to see you again, has it really been seven days already? It has indeed, but what a week last week was. There was the weekend, which saw Wayne Rooney’s wonder strike. There was Monday, which was Valentine’s Day. And then there was Tuesday – a.k.a. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition launch day.

California-born Alyssa Miller is one of the bikini models featured in this magazine and so, like the hard-working employee she is, this week the 20-year-old has been hitting the clubs of Vegas in a bid to promote the issue.

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Last night, it was the turn of Vanity Nightclub at the Hard Rock Hotel and what a turn they got. Alyssa pitched up in a short, sparkly number and then changed into another blue number, this time with a plunging neckline.

“The whole thing has been incredible,” admitted the LA-based model. “I am an American girl. I grew up with the magazine, because my older brothers and dad read it. For me to be in it is such a huge deal. I’m loving it!”

Martians: flirtacious

We’re loving it too. Partly because we get to see established hotties like Irina Shayk, Izabel Goulart and Brooklyn Decker in two-piece bikinis, but also because it allows us to introduce FHM readers to new honeys on the block like Miller and Kenza Fourati.

But now that we’ve introduced you to Alyssa, what next? How can you make sure you see her again? One way and one way alone: by voting ‘Alyssa Miller’ in this year’s FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World poll. Do it for your gender, gentlemen. Do it for your gender.

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