Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are both renowned for being more attractive than your average person.

If Angelina Jolie started working in your office, you’d be all like, “Who is that?”

If Johnny Depp started working in your office, you’d be all like, “Grr, who’s that twat?” until you realised he was actually an alright bloke.

They’re in a new film called The Tourist together. They spend time doing actiony type things like running away from men with guns and busting out of hotel rooms but, most importantly, they get all sexy and steamy together.

That’s good news for filmgoers, who get to enjoy sexy scenes of two sexy people being sexy together. But it’s bad news for Johnny Depp’s partner, who was so concerned by Ange’s sexiness she ordered the Deppmeister to pull out of the film.

Reading this sexy description of a sexy shower scene, we can’t say we blame her:

“Depp's character Frank Taylor will approach Jolie's character, Interpol agent Cara Mason, when she is naked in the shower.

Walking in, he lifts Cara against the glass, clutching at her slithery body, kissing her frantically. She kisses him back with ardour, wrapping her dripping legs around his back.

Cara later turns abruptly to Frank and presses her body against his. He's taken by surprise but willingly responds to her advance, wrapping his arms around her back. They exchange a long, passionate kiss.”

See, words can be sexy. Stop re-clicking that video.

1/ Angelina Jolie naked, for real this time
2/ Angelina Jolie has a gun

1/ Happy Birthday Heidi Montag!
2/ Katy Perry performed at her old school