Audrina Patridge is a TV star. She is also a bikini star. You may not think that's a thing, but think to yourself, 'How many times can I remember seeing Audrina Patridge in a bikini?' It's probably more than three times, isn't it? Is it more than seven times? Really? Is it more than ten times? PSYCHO. Anyway, bikinis are her thing. They're almost a trademark, but not really because you can't trademark wearing a very commonly warn item of clothing. But she's been at it again, wearing bikinis for someone called Bongo.

You can only buy this at K-Mart or Sears. Which are in America. So, y'know, don't.

Who's Bongo, you ask? Damned if we've ever heard of it, but evidently it is a swimwear line. Perhaps it is inspired by the noise that comes to mind when a larger chested lady runs down the beach? Perhaps it is inspired by the creator's once beloved dog who one day went away to live on a farm in the country with lots of room to run around? Perhaps he just really likes drums? It could be any of these things, but it results in Audrina Patridge looking like this.

In case you're in any doubt, the brand is BONGO

So that's quite good. It also results in her looking like this.


That doesn't seem particularly beachy attire, unless you're at some kind of beach disco. Maybe that's a thing. Whatever. You enjoy yourself, Audrina Patridge. Bongo Bongo Bongo.