Alright, well, they’re swimsuits, but Swimsuit Rafaeli just doesn’t sound as good. Anyway, get in here, she looks astonishing.
Bar Rafaeli, bikini-model extraordinaire, has had a whole bunch of pictures taken for swimsuit makers Agua Bendita (who’ve previously used Candice Swanepoel in their swimsuit campaigns, so you know they must have some taste), and she looks good.
Hi, Bar. Not too excited, eh?
Like, really really good.
Necklaces: not just for necks anymore
These pictures merely add more confusion over the fact that Leo Di Caprio actually broke up with her early this year. He woke up one morning, looked at Bar as she lay (probably naked save for some artfully arranged sheets) in his bed, and thought “Man, I can do better than this. Life hasn’t worked out how I planned. It’s time to move on, Leo me old boy.”
What on earth even is this top
He swiftly left her and then promptly went out with Blake Lively who’s, you know, pretty sexy and everything but it’s not like she models bikinis for a living, is it? No.
Frilly monster took a bite at Bar
We’re not getting the whole story – maybe Bar refuses to take the bins out. She looks the type. Maybe she forgets to put a wash on, and Leo was all like “Damnit Bar, I’ve got no clean pants left and it was your turn to put a load in the machine. Now I’ll have to wear day-old pants to my big movie filming today and everyone will know.”
Yeah, there's a loose baguette in this shot. Yeah, it's tiny. No, we don't know why
We’ll never know. Well, we could ask them and stuff, but it’s unlikely either of them’ll give us an interview after we told off Leo for leaving her and we heavily implied that Bar Rafaeli doesn’t know her way around a washing machine. Ho hum.