Ladies and gentlemen, today we are truly blessed with a bounty of riches visited down upon us by the gracious and ever-loving Victoria’s Secret. Candice Swanepoel, Erin Heatherton and Adriana Lima stand before us in naught but their knickers, and we are eternally grateful. 

Candice Swanepoel gets sexy for Victoria's Secret

What more is there to say? The video above features Candice Swanepoel taking her clothes off. That should be enough for you to check it out, but if it’s not, then consider this – she dons a French Maid costume at one point and commences sexy dusting.

We didn’t think that French Maid costumes were one of our fetishes, but as it turns out, they are now. Candice Swanepoel wears them so well it’s like a virus that infects the observer upon viewing. It’s impressive stuff.

It's like influenza, but sexy

Is Candice Swanepoel not your bag? Well, firstly, she should be, she’s very pretty and she does that thing with her eyes that makes us feel funny. There might be something wrong with you. But secondly, well, there’s also some pictures of Erin Heatheron and Adriana Lima wearing not much should you wish to look at them.

Erin Heatherton, here, having forgotten her stockings

Surely that’s enough for anyone, right? You can’t complain about something as beautiful as all these gorgeous women put together. Once you’re finished absorbing the glory of these pictures and video, why not check out our previous collection of Victoria’s Secret vids or our job application to be the man who moistens Candice’s body on set?

Seriously, Candice, if you’re reading, we’re serious about that application. We will literally drop whatever we’re holding (and it doesn’t matter what it is, it could be a priceless sculpture or a kitten or whatever, we’d still drop it immediately) and come moisten you. Call us.

Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima, and Erin Heatherton
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