It might be a job for her, but 21-year-old South African model Candice Swanepoel really does excel at her chosen profession, although you could argue that the profession chose her, but now is not he time to argue semantics, we’re looking at boobs right? In a canny piece of marketing, the execs and designers at Victoria’s Secret have come together, fired up the brain trust hive mind and come up with an idea of Pythagorean proportions. If they make outfits that are slutty but high quality and put them on the South African beauty, it will make people buy them.

Tapping into man’s most base instinct, the fantasy that those women who work in the emergency services and armed forces aren’t the extremely hard working souls that they are who have to work double time to dispel stereotypes that they’re not as good as men, and that they are in fact super sexy party animals. The latter isn’t true, but then if it was, it wouldn’t be a fantasy, and the wonderful NHS would be in a terrible state. We should point out here that we’re not saying real nurses aren’t hot.

On the contrary, when FHM had an operation a few years ago, we found the staff of the hospital we were in to be charming, witty and very attractive. Of course this might have had something to do with the fact we were pickled on medical grade morphine. Anyway, where were we? Oh yes Candice Swanepoel and Victoria’s Secret. She looks fab eh? Super hot. Here’s a gallery as well.