Actually, Candice Swanepoel is sexy full stop. She’s a very attractive woman, and a large number of people – most recently, the people at Victoria’s Secret, as seen here - have duly noted this and given her money to stand around in their clothes and take pictures so that people will purchase their wares.

Candice Swanepoel gets sexy for Victoria's Secret
"Bombshell" indeed

Perhaps gullible men (gullible men like us!) will be lured into purchasing them due to the sexy woman contained within? We don’t know. We’re not masters of our own minds. We steer ourselves through a haze of chemical brain fog composed of equal parts cheap lager and instant coffee, desperately trying not to accidentally kill ourselves with staplers.

We can’t be held responsible if a sexy woman influences our lingerie purchases.

Although, that said, barely any of it fits us at all. Plus some of the thongs ride up something awful, and that’s not a rash you want to have to explain to your doctor, trust us.

Candice Swanepoel gets sexy for Victoria's Secret
Made from real zebra faces, this is one of the most expensive bras in the world

Ah ha, you see, we made a joke. As though we are buying the frilly pants and knickers for ourselves, and not our significant others. 

Not that there’s anything wrong with wearing women’s underwear, you dig, if that’s how you get your jollies. We’re not going to judge you, we’ve all done some weird stuff in our time. It’s just a funny image, that’s all, some big hairy bloke swanning around in ladies’ pants.

No, rather, we’d buy them for our girlfriends and/or wives to wear so we can look at them, which is a nice thing to do but – come to think of it - a little objectifying if we’re dealing with girlfriends and or wives. 

Candice Swanepoel gets sexy for Victoria's Secret
This one is made out of baby snow leopards pounded flat

God, this article is a minefield already. It was only supposed to be about Candice Swanepoel in her pants. We’re sorry if we offended anyone. Please don’t be angry. Just look at the pictures. Look at the lovely calming pictures of Candice Swanepoel in her pants and everything will be okay.

More shots (if you want ‘em) at Popoholic.