Ever wondered how Victoria’s Secret get their models to look so shiny and lovely in their various swimwear and lingerie photo shoots? Well now we know, thanks to behind-the-scenes pictures of Candice Swanepoel’s latest shoot in St. Barts.
It turns out, there is a person… wait for it… that gets paid actual money to throw water on her... with a bucket. LOOK:
There are so many crude jokes here, that we've decided not to make one at all. So there
We’re not sure if that is all said person does on the shoot, or whether you need a degree to do that, but if you do, then we’re definitely considering going back to Uni in pursuit of a BA Honors in ‘Chucking water over really hot Victoria’s Secret models and generally making them look hot’ at the University of ‘We really wished this actually existed’. Screw the fees, the imminent debt, the cost of living - it’ll be worth it.
However, it turns out making Victoria’s Secret models look good on their shoots has it’s down sides, as Candice clearly doesn’t appreciate being doused in water and prodded about by make-up people. It's not like that's part of her job or anything. After a while, it seems things got too much for the South African, as she proceeded to go on a seaweed-based rampage, attacking camera men and props guys alike.
We reckon someone mentioned her weight. Candice hates people talking about that. Most women get offended if you suggest they look a bit overweight, but not the South African model who's been getting a bit mardy over suggestions she’s looking a bit lean, of late.
“Actually, this year my problem has been more putting the weight on and getting muscle on because it's been really busy...I've been travelling around like crazy. I get skinnier if I'm very busy."
SO THERE. She’s not skinny, she’s just overworked. Obviously. Don’t even question this, or you will get attacked with seaweed. Besides, look at her. LOOK AT HER.