Hey Christina Ricci, where the hell have you been? Gosh, yes, doesn’t it seem an age okay when Ricci was chewing down the scenes as Wednesday Addams in The Addams Family? Well it was, move on, you weirdo.

The 30-year-old has had her ups and downs over the years, battling some fairly hefty personal issues, but she’s always held a place in our hearts because she’s hot and really, really cool. Here she is in Black Book magazine being just that. We particularly like the voyeuristic nature of the first image. It’s like we live in the same apartment block as her. We adore her, but must watch her from afar as we never quite manage to muster the courage to give her more than a terse nod when we pass her on the way to work in the mornings. Isn’t she gorgeous, isn’t she mysterious, isn’t she just super?

If only you could pluck up the sand to invite her in, you could show her your collection paintings you’ve done, of her and also the effigy of your ex-girlfriend you’ve made out of earwax. She’d like that. Any who, that’s not reality. Ricci got loads of stuff coming up. She voices a cartoon wolf in Alpha and Omega, she’ll appear in Born To Be Star which is about a girl who moves to Hollywood to follow in her parents footsteps and become a pornstar, so it’s a real mixed bag.