Earlier this year, Helen was voted The Sexiest Woman In The UK by the readers of this very magazine.
And dotted between the hateful Twitter tirades you'll find plenty of messages of support and adoration for the 22-year-old who became televisual Marmite when she set new records for uncompleted tasks - and undersized bikinis worn - on ITV's I'm A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here at the end of last year.
In the demand-and-supply celebrity market, Helen's stock is at an all-time high. She might not quite be the nation's darling yet, but she has certainly become the nation's obsession. In 2013, there's no one that can shift papers and attract opinion quite like her.
"The media attention is all I've ever known, so I'm used to it," Helen says over dinner in London, a month after her shoot with FHM in Ibiza, post-alleged Scott break-up, post-robbery, post-nose-job-leak. "I've been dealing with it since I was a little girl. I suppose secretly, deep down, I do maybe crave attention."
To find out the truth behind the tabloids, and what really went down in Ibiza, grab your copy of FHM from Thursday August 1.
And, of course, that's not all!
Here's what else we've got in store for you this month...
01 Would Wife: Erin
Ashes, smashes - this is one Aussie we can all get behind. Meet pop star Example's new, and very hot, wifey Erin Gleave.
02 The Footy Manifesto
The greatest sport in the world is back (finally!) And here's how we'd make it even better, using holograms, eagles and - yes - a bit of German.
03 Mouth-Watering Ribs
FHM's hard-grilling food columnist, DJ BBQ, serves up pork that'll change your world for the better.
04 Extreme Outdoor Fitness
The greatest gym on Earth is just outside your front door, so get ripped in the great outdoors.
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