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Bloody sexy special issue!
45 pages of nocturnal naughtiness starring thee vampire vixens; 30 Days of Night's Diora Baird, Twilight's Christian Serratos and True Blood's Natasha Alam.That's right - three beauties making fang-bearers everywhere salivate rapaciously.
FHM fights crime!
Two office wimps, Matt Hambly and Olly Richards, muster the courage to become nocturnal crime-fighting superheroes. Well, that was the brief. But we'll be honest - it was more like Twatman and Bobbin. Read all about their efforts - and their unbearably sweaty balls - in this month's Editor's Challenge.
Have you ever paid for sex?
Rooney and Crouch aren't alone, you know: one in every ten men has. So why is bedding harlots still taboo? One FHM writer goes undercover to find out...
Illegal minicab driving!
Jim Maxwell goes undercover as an illegal minicab driver. Turns out playing at the dregs of the taxi industry, with piss stains on your seats and projectile vomit down the back of your neck, can be a bit shit.
Six steps to a rugby-like physique!
Six-feet-four-inch, sixteen-and-a-half-stone Lewis 'Mad Dog' Moody talks us through what to do and how to eat to achieve a World Cup-winning physique. If you follow it, you'll get tonk. Fact.
13 things you only do at night!
You know: the back page. The funny bit.
PLUS: Batman! Graverobbers! Jedi Knights! Sex dolls! Pumpkins!
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