Hallø! So Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes is on the cover of the new French Elle magazine and she is naked and with wet hair like a sexy, sexy otter. GO, go wet Otter!!! Doutzen Kroes of Victoria’s Secret and being Dutch fame is the best thing to come out of the Netherlands since cheese and bicycles. 25-year-old Kroes has been featured on the covers of Time, Vogue, Harper's Bazaar, Seventeen, Elle, Marie Claire, Glamour, W, Avantgarde, Dazed & Confused and Numéro.

We really love the Netherlands, party for the silly name, partly for Amsterdam but mostly for Doutzen. So we will give this flat country the praise it deserves by running the middle eight from Dutch superstars 2 Unlimited’s 1994 hit single Let The Beat Control Your Body through the translator into Dutch and then back into to English. Why? You might ask, simply because it’s this kind of pioneering work that gets things done. Look here you… “A high flight taking system which plays in places moves your system, changes these spaces when I' m. on mic you can' t detritus nobody came preach ever, came I make to amuse the techno; none mistakin' ; never falsifying always splitting up, the Hey to a party lets beat control now my your body!” See, wasn’t that useful. Here’s a gallery.