While most of the UK population were watching Barcelona pass a football back and forth in front of a big blue bus for 50 minutes and some were looking at their telly in confused distress wondering why The Undateables wasn’t on, a select few shunned television entirely to go to the premiere of former FHM covergirl Emily Atack’s first film, Outside Bet.

Here’s what you’d have got if you’d done that:

Emily Atack film

Here’s what you’d have got if you’d caught Gary Neville's commentary of Fernando Torres' goal against Barcelona:

Here's heartbreaker Geoff Shreeves telling Branislav Ivanovic that Father Christmas isn't real:

We particularly appreciated this comment from YouTube user alextheodossiadis94:

Geoff: Are you aware you forgot to feed your goldfish?

Ivanovic: Uh, yes.

Geoff: Are you aware that this means that it is dead?

Ivanovic: Uh, yes, no... I don't know...

Geoff: Well, it is dead, I stepped on it to make sure. 

And here’s what Geoff Shreeves probably would have said about Outside Bet:

”Congratulations, Emily. It’s great but it’s not exactly Oscar-bait, is it?"

Outside Bet is in cinemas from Friday