Who is Emma Stone?

She’s an actress. Been in a couple of films. Superbad. Zombieland. Maybe something else. Can’t remember. Don’t care.

If the answer was, “the chick that had such vigorous sex with a bunch of students she ended up having an asthma attack,” – that’d be heaps more interesting.

So, let’s imagine it’s the future and ask that question again.

Who is Emma Stone?

The chick that had such vigorous sex with a bunch of students she ended up having an asthma attack.

Boom. Wow.


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Ok… she was only acting for a scene in new movie Easy A. And even in that scene her character’s only pretending to have sex. But still.

“Oh, for the love, I can’t even simulate sex without dying! I had a little asthma attack, without any prior knowledge that I had asthma, during the scene where we had to jump up and down for hours and hours screaming and yelling on the bed. It was humiliating, because it was the second day of shooting.”

Humiliating? Maybe. Sexy? Definitely.

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