We don't know if you've caught the new ITV2 reality show The Only Way Is Essex yet, but, whatever your opinion, it's compulsive viewing. Featuring a group of lads and girls doing and saying very Essex-y things, it inevitably results in a plethora of untold hilarity. The emerging starlet and (unintentional) comedy genius from this series is the curvaceous Miss Childs, who is keen to emulate the success of her ultimate idol, Katie Price.
In an interview with New! magazine, she hypothesized what her reaction would be if she were to encounter the star. "I think I'd cry," she cried. "But I think we would get along well together, 100 per cent." Hmmm. Perhaps. Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, an aphorism which many sages have attempted to attribute to themselves, but we're not sure if Jordan wouldn't see little Amy as more of a threat than an ally.
Well, because we're a democratic lot here at FHM, we'll put it to a vote. Here's Jordan again in the doppelganger outfit in Ibiza last year:
This is difficult. So difficult, in fact, that there's not a plucked hair between them. Jordan has the added buxomness, yes, but Amy has the advantage of youth. Nope, we give up. In the blissful knowledge that we'd happily take either them out on any day of the week, Easter Monday included.