If you’re reading this and you’re a person with ears, the chances are that you’re already pretty familiar with Ellie Goulding and her penchant for creating cracking little ear-worms that burrow right into your music feel-good spot.

If you’re not already familiar with her, then where the hell have you been? From that awesome catchy toe-tapper, Starry Eyed to smashing the hell out of the charts with tunes like I Need Your Love with Calvin Harris and number one sitter, Burn.

In terms of British musical talent she’s massive. She’s also incredibly hot. As Capital FM pointed out the other day when they had her on their show and tweeted this:


Now, we don’t usually like to admit that we’re missing a trick but we’ve got to hand it to them, they’re right. She SHOULD be on the FHM 100 Sexiest List, and here’s why…

She always pulls out the stops

Literally every single time she’s out of the house and getting snapped she looks incredible. Whether it’s an awards ceremony, onstage at a gig or heading to a film screening, she looks sharper than a butchers knife.


She’s got rhythm and is better at music than you

Aside from the obvious rhythm based gags, there are few things in life that are sexier than a woman being able to play various different musical instruments, especially when they’re brilliant at it. Or when they throw in a dance breakdown mid-act…

She seems like she'd be a proper laugh

Which is exactly what most of us spend out entire lives looking for in a woman. Someone that won't walk away in disgust when you start bursting out terrible dance moves or shouting out your Dad jokes in the middle of a restaurant.

Hell, just look at her dance moves - if that's not a girl you'd have a great night out with, we don't know who is.



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Her Instagram is Fits-tagram

But also shows that her life is actually ace, and you’d definitely have fun with her if spent a day wandering around being cool and awesome. And she's also always beautiful. In case you've not got this yet.

She also loves a good cat picture, and quite brilliantly, her own cat might as well have it’s own meme, because it is loooooooooong.