In the April issue of FHM - on shelves now - Welsh wondergirl Anna has invited you round hers for a beverage, a biscuit and a saucy flash of her knickers. Strip-teas all round!

FY1: Incredibly, Anna is unaware that there are myriad ways to eat a Jaffa Cake. "You'll have to educate me! All I know is, don't dunk 'em. Fatal."

FYI 2: "I'm really not into chocolate bourbons," says Anna, "and I'm way too jammy for Dodgers." Whatever the crazy hell that means.

FYI 3: Visit Anna's for a cuppa, and live entertainment is thrown in for free: "I'll sing to you. My vocal chords are crackin'!"

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Also in April FHM:

— Next level April Fools - please don't try these at home
— Are you addicted to your phone? Take our test
— Behind the spandex! FHM wrestles Hulk Hogan
— 15 funny girls we love!
— Test your man skillz: Tools. Scars. Climbing. Dogs. Are you a real man?
— 10 years of Avril Lavigne - the tween-grunge superstar is back, and wearing fishnets.
— Cooking with: Matt Jarvis - the Wolves winger invites us round for a good old-fashioned spag bol
— Haye vs. Klitschko - with a nice, bloody rematch possibly on the cards, David Haye and Wladimir Klitschko tell us how to prepare for, and win, a world title.
— Great sexy moments in life - the first time she ever wears your T-shirt? Yeah, that moment.
— Plus a whole load more!