Name: Gwyneth Kate Paltrow

Age: 40

Why she's a MAM: Having celebrated her 40th birthday last week, Gwyneth has now finally drifted into the land of the middle-aged (after being 34 years old for what seems like a decade-and-a-half) – and that makes us fancy her more than ever

Why? Well, because behind that nice-lady smile and sensible hairdo, Paltrow has always secretly been muckier than a drunken nun on a hen weekend. In roughly half of the movies she's appeared in, she's rocked an eye-popping, bed-rocking nude scene  – and we're not just talking a fleeting bap-flash, we're talking bum-flaps, front-bottoms, spider's-legs, the works.

The fact that Gwyneth is now a 40-year-old mum-of-two with a soppy-wet husband and an overstuffed bank account, and yet is still up for flashing her ya-yas and pulling an oooh-face whenever anyone so much as points a camera at her... well, we don't mind saying it: that makes us feel a bit funny in our under-bits. 

Her fanbase: As you might expect of a major Hollywood actress who's appeared in more than her fair share of saucy scenes (seriously – do a Google Image search, but hold onto your NSFW-hats), Gwyneth has amassed herself an impressive army of faintly terrifying admirers.

Take, for example, the super-fan who runs Gwyneth Paltrow Online – a fan-site so obsessed with Paltrow's past, present and future movements that the actress herself could probably use it as a personal organiser (although that might be a teensy bit creepy for her). 

We dare you to disagree!
Not convinced by our MAMification of Gwyneth? Reckon there's a MAMier actress out there? Then let's hear who and why!