Ever seen superhot superstar Slumdog Millionaire actress Freida Pinto attack a harmless pomegranate with a kitchen knife while wearing a leather skirt and an undone strappy top?

What a moment. Ever seen 25-year-old Indian model Freida Pinto hitching up her skirt next to a radiator while wearing strappy high heels?

This madness might never end. Ever seen the star of Woody Allen’s new film You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger Freida Pinto threaten to rip off her necklaces while simultaneously running her hands through her jet back hair?

The world is being so good to us all right now. Ever seen the girlfriend of Slumdog Millionaire star Dev Patel give you a look that says “oh, hello, sorry, I was just, um, you know, standing by the radiator because… it’s warm, and I was cold, and I know I could’ve just put on a jumper, but the radiator looked comfy, but it really isn’t, and now I have really hot legs and my arms are still freezing so I’m just gonna pop into the bedroom and get that hoody you bought me for my birthday”?

Don’t thank us, thank GQ magazine. Don’t thank QG magazine, thank Danny Boyle for directing the film that brought her to the world’s attention by winning an Oscar and being terrific. Now, as mentioned, she’s starring in Woody Allen’s new film You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger alongside Josh Brolin and Naomi Watts. Here’s the trailer:

“I’ve always wanted to be someone’s muse,” she says. SHOTGUN.