Ordinarily when you read the name ‘Iglesias,’ alarm bells instantly go off in your brain ears.
Only instead of the standard high-pitched ringing noise, it’s the sound of a breathy Spaniard asking if you’d dance if he asked you to dance.
It's an awkward and very disturbing experience but thankfully there's one woman doing her sexy bestest to change all of this and leave us with nothing but a warm fuzziness every time we hear her name.
She is Melanie Iglesias, an American model, actress and MTV regular and pretty much what both the internet and eyeballs were invented for.
Here’s why we love her...
She makes animal costumes hot
Sure, we’ve all seen women living it up dressed like bunnies or cats on nights out but truthfully it’s never really that awesome. If anything it’s almost predictable, hen night 101 even.
But not one when Melanie does it, oh no, check out this bit of Minnie Mouse brilliance.
And this mask…
The last time we saw this mask it was in a Channel Four dogging documentary and has haunted our dreams ever since. Now, it’s still in our dreams, only it's a lot more welcome in our floaty head space.
Her Instagram feed is like an awesome, sexy hug
Follow her right now.
She makes stop-motion sexy
Don’t get us wrong, stop-motion is thoroughly entertaining, but sexy? We’ve enjoyed Wallace & Gromit as much as the next man but it’s never made our lusty pupils dilate like Melanie’s flipbook videos.
She’s a gamer and she likes superheroes
Words can’t express how slap-your-thigh-and-call-me-Jeffery fantastic that is.
Finally, she’s so hot that she can melt ice cream at an alarming rate.
Essentially, we guess what we're trying to say is that, if Melanie asked us to dance, we would dance. And dance good. Or at least incredibly awkwardly, blinded by love.
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