Tomorrow is St. Patrick’s Day, it’s a Saturday, and England are playing Ireland at Twickenham. You know what this means, don’t you? GUINNESS FOAM HAT ARMAGEDDON.

You’ll need three things to make the most of this momentous day:

THING NUMBER ONE

The above tip from former Lynx girl Georgia Salpa on how not blow it with an Oirish girl.

Georgia Salpa leggings

THING NUMBER TWO

Six delicious variations on the black stuff. Guinness with Smirnoff Ice? Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.

FHM Guinness

THE THIRD THING

Our ‘How Irish Are You?’ quiz, which will calculate how Irish you really are and give you a suitable drink to sup on.

FHM Irish quiz

Get it all in April FHM!