Forget Breaking Bad, the biggest night in British telly is tonight. It's the moment we’ve all been waiting for, the moment that we finally find out how it all ends, who walks away victorious and who has to pack up their whisks and go back to normality – the Great British Bake Off finale.

This is the real TV moment of the year for two very good reasons. Firstly, we get to sit and stare at amazing grub and pretend we're proper food critics and, secondly, Ruby Tandoh is in it.

The kooky former model has divided foodies everywhere with her baking mastery, crying outbursts and stunning looks.

Here’s why she’s the hottest thing to happen to a cookery show since Nigella Lawson first licked a wooden spoon...

01  She’s mastered the sexy lip bite


Find us one man that isn’t instantly seduced by a well-timed lip bite and we’ll show you a liar.

02  She’s dead cute and polite. She even puts her hand up when she asks questions

03  She looks really hot when she’s angry

04  But realises when she’s being moody and apologises

How could you not accept an apology like that?

And if the apology doesn’t work, she throws in a head tilt. It’s like the Bambi School of Apologies and it’s awesome.

05  She’s actually an awesome chef and gets really into it

She’s the best. If she doesn’t win we’ll never eat pastry again.*


Think we're talking a load of hoo-ha? Tell us who we should be voting for in the comments below....