10 sexy ways to survive rip-off energy bills this winter

Posted by , 25 October 2013

Have a bottle handy

Have a bottle handy

You’re in bed, buried under a pile of duvets. You can feel the icy air on your nose – which you’ve only poked out to remain breathing – and after what seems like hours, you’ve finally warmed up.

And then it happens: you’re busting for a piss. Getting out of bed simply isn’t an option. And wetting yourself is only a short-term solution. The answer? Pee in a plastic bottle. Caution: pierce a hole near the top or be prepared for a pressurised fountain of piss. Oh, and make sure you’ve got a big enough bottle.

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