Marina Orlova is a 29-year-old Russian who knows more about words than Stephen Fry and almost certainly looks better in a bikini than he does. He probably looks quite funny in a bikini. Like a marshmallow with string wrapped round it. You know: bulgy. Just like Fry, Orlova has established herself as something of a world-renowned intellectual heavyweight with her own YouTube channel on which she explains the origins of words, usually while looking very attractive. Naturally, because here at FHM we’re never anything less than three-quarters of the way up the mountain of the cool and/or standing so heavily on the pulse of what’s happening in the world that the world is struggling to pump blood round its system, we did a video/shoot/interview/word quiz with Orlova. Dig it.
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