Oh Irina Shayk, you’ve done it again. Time after time you knock our socks off with your spectacular body and taste in tight clothing, and yet you’ve outdone yourself once more.
Also you have knocked off your own socks apparently
Irina Shayk, pictured above (and below, and in our dreams at night) was in New York for a screening of the excitingly-titled Snow Flower and the Secret Fan on Wednesday night. She looked absolutely astonishing, as per the usual – but, wonderfully, most of the front of her dress was missing.
And some of the back. And the arms
Like the sexiest doily you’ve ever seen, Irina’s dress was a masterpiece of latticework that showed off her fantastic body to – we reckon – possibly the finest degree so far. We’re hard-pressed to think of a time she’s been sexier. Maybe when she was in Cannes earlier this year, but even then, it’s hard to match up against this.
Nnnnn we can't decide
Snow Flower and the Secret Fan, by the way, seems to be a movie aimed at lady types set both in modern China and old-timey China, with a sort of parallel story progression. The trailer’s below, if you’d like to see what we mean and your eyes need a break from Irina Shayk’s blistering hotness:
We think our favourite bit about that trailer is when the lead character says “I’m writing a book about the old days. But I think it’s really about us.” No shit, really? Without Irina to look at during – like the lucky cinemagoers on Wednesday night were entitled to – we can’t see ourselves rushing out to see it any time soon.