Three things are happening today.

1/ It’s two days after Freida Pinto’s birthday

2/ It’s FHM junior writer Tom Howard’s birthday

3/ George Osborne is going to ruin England forever

Good times! And also bad times! But two out of three good times! That are probably, unfortunately, outdone by George Osborne’s immense bad times! But Freida Pinto remains a lovely person, so that’s nice. The 26-year-old (as of two days ago) Indian actress has a new film coming out called Miral that’s about a Palestinian girl and currently has a 5.9/10 on IMDb. But Freida Pinto remains a lovely person, so that’s nice.

Here are some people who were born on Freida Pinto’s birthday, October 18: Zac Efron (the boy), Mike Tindall (the big chap).

Here are some people who were born on Tom Howard’s birthday, October 20: Allan Donald (the cricketer), Dannii Minogue (the Australian), Snoop Dogg (the badass), Candice Swanepoel (the lady in underwear).

Here are some people who were born on George Osborne’s birthday, May 23:

We blame Wayne Rooney.