Wow. What a week. On Monday it was Valentine’s Day. On Tuesday Spurs won in Milan. Last night Arsenal beat Barcelona. And today our boiler blew up. And that’s it. That’s everything that has happened this week. Everything. Everything except the release of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition -– a.k.a. the biggest event in publishing so far this year!

On Tuesday, we brought you some of cover star Irina Shayk’s shoot. Yesterday, we highlighted Brooklyn Decker’s sensational curves. And today, we slap the second bit of bread onto this stupendous swimsuit sandwich by uploading an array of incredible Izabel Goulart images.

Come any closer to the screen she'll wield Bikini Dagger

Izabel Goulart?! Izabel Who-art more like. Indeed, so let’s get to know a woman so hot she makes your mind not even begin to question why she’s posing next to a midget in a mask.

Sometimes God loved his job

Maria Izabel Goulart Durado was born on October 23, 1984 in Sao Paulo, Brazil. She was discovered while shopping for groceries aged 14 and soon after moved to America to start a modelling career. Early gigs saw her act as a clotheshorse for the likes of Ralph Lauren and Chanel, and then, in 2005, she ascended to modelling superstardom by joining the likes of Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima and Marisa Miller in Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.

Moby Dick had a heart attack

The 26-year-old also walked the Victoria’s Secret runway in 2008, 2009 and 2010, but hung up her wings last year to “concentrate on other projects”. Projects such as stripping down to her bikini for Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition and trying to break into FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World ranking for the first time. She done the first, now help her succeed in the second, men. Vote Izabel. Vote Izabel NOW!

Patrick Berger was living the dream