Marc Anthony is one lucky, lucky man. He’s lucky, because in 2004 he married two-time FHM Sexiest Woman in the World Jennifer Lopez. And he’s lucky, because today Lopez is going to “lock him in a room and enjoy some quiet time”.

She means have sex. This Valentine’s Day Jennifer Lopez is locking Marc Anthony in a room and then having sex with him. Like we say, what a lucky, lucky man.

What’s that, you holler? Lopez is past her prime? Wash your mouth out with soapy water, Mr Blaspheme. Mouth cleanse administered? Good, now study this picture of her from last night’s Granny, sorry Grammy Awards.

Oversized Domino ruined the evening for everyone from row Q back

Go on then, study it. Get that nose close to the screen and really take in the legs, the face, the cleavage, the whole package. Lopez may be 41, but, ay caramba, she is still the whole package. Which is why, while we don’t expect her to add to her triumphs of 2000 and 2001, we do fully expect her to blast back into the top 50 of this year’s FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World ranking.

But enough pimping our vote, and back to the sex Lopez and Anthony are probably having right now. It won’t involve nipple tweaking. How can we be so sure? We’ve photographed Jen and can tell you she doesn’t have nipples. Just kidding, we’ve interviewed her and can tell you her top piece of sex advice is: “Women don’t like their nipples being twiddled like radio tuners. Don’t be a knob-turner.”

Having sex? "Don't be a knob-turner," says Lopez