Words: James Humphrys
After telling FHM in 2006, : “I don’t do nudity. I just don’t. I have too much anxiety,” Jessica Alba, the Californian stunner we so love has bared all, not once, but twice, the first time in an S&M scene for British director Michael Winterbottom’s ‘The Killer Inside of Me’ a film where she meets a rather unpleasant end, and now for a shower scene in the upcoming US blockbuster ‘Machete’ which she stars in alongside the likes of Danny Trejo, Robert DeNiro and Steven Seagal.
In the film, 29-year-old Jessica plays feisty Sartana Rivera, an agent sent by the US Immigration & Customs Enforcement Department track down the elusive Machete (Trejo) after he gets caught up in a spot of bother with DeNiro’s character, the corrupt Senator McLaughlin. ‘Machete’ has been a huge hit so far in the US since it’s release in early September, taking $14 Million on the opening weekend. Reviews have been mixed so far, with some suggesting the film’s over the top violence, unneccessary goriness and lack of substance are it’s criticisms.
So, If you’re a red blooded male, with a love of blood, guts and violence, this is definitely the film for you. And even if you’re not, the fact that you get to see the lovely Ms.Alba naked. Yes: Naked, on a 70x30 foot screen, should make this film worth the admission fee alone. Though you may have to go and see interminable sap fest Eat, Pray, Love if you decide to take your girlfriend with you. You can see Jessica in all her glory in UK cinemas from around November 26. But, don’t quote us on that. Until then here’s a gallery of the lovely Jessica.