In case you hadn’t noticed, we bloody love Mila Kunis. What’s not to love about her? She’s hot, funny and, to the best of our knowledge, has never said the phrase “I think that Gaddafi guy is just a bit misunderstood, really”.

Mila Kunis wearing just a shirt
Three out of three, pretty much the perfect woman, then

And she’s not on Facebook, MySpace or Twitter, which we find pretty refreshing. She’s all “get out of my face, social media, if I’m bored on the computer I’ll just play solitaire and press ‘hint’ while no one’s looking and it's still me 1 - 0 computer even though the computer technically helped me win”.

Such is our appreciation of M-Kun, we have to admit we have, on occasion, dreamt of what it would be like to ‘be intimate’ with her.

Well, be careful what you wish for, because Justin ‘We don’t get it: why is his snake wearing trousers? Snakes don’t wear trousers, they'd just slither straight out of them’ Timberlake has gone and bloody shown us.

 


In these two clips from forthcoming film Friends with Benefits, they’re at it like rabbits. But rabbits that aren’t romantically involved, just rabbits that enjoy cold, hard slamming. Think General Woundwort from Watership Down going at the six-foot black rabbit from Donnie Darko in the prison showers rather than the Caramel Bunny and Bugs Bunny having a lovely roll in the hay on a pleasant summer’s afternoon.

General Woundwort Watershp Down
Unromantic

Yeah, those mental images we've left you with? You’re welcome.

Friends with Benefits is in cinemas September 9. Here be the trailer: