As fans of MTV faux-reality show Jersey Shore will be aware, JWoww’s real name is Jenni Farley and she has just released a book. The title of book is The Rules According to JWOWW: Shore-Tested Secrets on Landing a Mint Guy, Staying Fresh to Death, and Kicking Competition to the Curb, which might just be the most ridiculous book title since FHM trademarked Moans, Groans and Student Loans: A Ginger Kid’s Guide to Surviving University.

Anyway, stupid title or not, JWoww’s book is out, and as part of the promotion for its release, she’s making some public appearances. This has involved her chatting on talk radio, posing for magazine covers and taking part in the Richie Rich Fashion Show.

We know what you’re thinking: BOOOO-RRRRIIIINNNGGGG! Usually we’d agree, but, and this is a big butt of a but, her fashion show appearance involved her strutting up the catwalk in this sheer dress.


Mark Ronson had a passion for photography

Previous celebrities who have featured in Richie’s shows include Pamela Anderson, who is far hotter than JWoww and hence has previously featured in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World listing, and Ellen Degeneres, who isn’t and hence hasn’t.

Will silicone-enhanced 25-year-old JWoww make this year’s top 100? We doubt it, mainly because she looks like a poor man’s Jessica-Jane Clement and The Real Hustle hottie didn’t even make last year’s list.

And talking of hustling, have you ever been done up like a kipper? Let us know, and if we print your tale of woe, you’ll receive £25. Which sounds like a hustle, but isn’t, honest.


She'd hack the other ankle cuff off in the morning