Soundtrack to Kara’s video is Ordinary Man by FALCON. Sculpted from an eclectic mix of influences, the London four-piece have towering drum beats, confrontational bass lines, veneered guitar parts, and poetic verses. Visit FALCON on MySpace.

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Strictly Come Dancing star Kara Tointon lets loose in front of some 6ft-high letters spelling out her first name. “Every actress dreams of seeing their name in lights. I never thought I’d see mine!” Not a problem Kara. Not a problem.

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BEAT THE HOUSE

In which two FHM writers head to Vegas dressed up as Tom Cruise – and return broke, looking like Dustin Hoffman.

PRO SEX TIPS

The greatest swordsmen of our time give us the skinny on sexual proficiency, with tips from Jack Nicholson, Russell Brand and Johnny Vegas. Wait – what?

DAVID HAYE

BOOM! David Haye steps into the ring with our Features Director, Ben Wilson. Ben’s subsequent hospital visit revealed he will have concussion “for up to 12 months”.

FHM AT WAR

We used to tease our International Editor, Henry Rimmer, with his snappy jackets and little black book of Russian models. But then he announced he was swapping Mahiki for Patrol Base One, Afghanistan.

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