Oh yes. You heard us right. After months of wrangling, intrigue and revelation, the former Playboy Playmate’s sex tape will be coming to all reputable video stores near you on September 28. Not that there are any video stores left, nowadays. What is this, 2002? We’re sure it won’t require too much digging to be found online, though. Anyway, the plot surrounding the release of the tape is almost as interesting as the video itself. It features The Hills star Spencer Pratt (true to name) as the pantomime villain who stole this ‘private’ sex tape from a party, which then got into the hands of adult video site Vivid, who in turn approached the hapless participants and offered them a ridiculous sum of money for it to be unveiled. Phew. Got all that?

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You’ll be pleased to know that the tape’s co-star is none other than Smallville actor Sam Jones III. Yeah, we’ve never heard of him either. During the two- hour romp, it features the pair going at in such varied locations as a moving car and a Hawaiian hotel room. Rumour has it that it’ll be competing for Best Cinematography in next year’s Oscars. It also caters for those of you into the more degraded of sexual fantasies, including bondage and S&M footage. All in all, it’s got something for everyone. Although we were slightly disappointed that Karissa’s twin sister, Kristina, didn’t want in on the act. But then one can’t always have one’s cake and eat it. You’d be as sick as a dog. So, we’ll have to settle for the one Shannon for the time being…

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