Aside from harassing helpless Sesame Street characters, corrupting our children with her cleavage and throwing bottles at one of Britain’s best loved comedians, Katy Perry also does other stuff from time to time, like pose provocatively in the November 2010 issue of Cosmopolitan. What a strange life the 25-year-old leads.
There is not much to tell you about Katy that you won’t already know. She is, after all, one of the most famous people in the world. Ever.
Ok, slight exaggeration, but, the wonderful people at Cosmo have found seven, yes seven, facts you didn’t know about her. Brace yourselves, these are hard-hitting.
“Gwen Stefani is her beauty idol” – What is a beauty idol? Is it like Pop Idol, but with beautiful people and no singing? Sounds like a great idea for a reality TV show.
“She’s bummed she can’t wear her LED dress because the mattress would catch on fire” – We have the same problem with our LED boxer-shorts.
“Three cats live with her and Russell: Kitty Purry, Krusty and Morrisey” –Cats are shit, even if you give them funny names. FACT. Sort it out, Katy.
“Her mother once hung out with Jimi Hendrix” – Didn’t everyone’s mother hang out with Jimi Hendrix at some point?
“She and Ke$ha have known each other for years” – We don’t know Ke$ha and we’re not sure we want to. Her voice is weird.
“Toy Story 3 made her cry” - Who didn’t Toy Story 3 make cry?
“The time she feels sexiest is ‘at the end of the night when I’m a bit tired and my makeup is a little dewy’.” - Um, yeah. Same?
There you go. Don’t you feel you know Katy so much better now? No, well get your missus to buy a copy of November Cosmopolitan and read it when she's not looking. If you don't already, that is.
More Katy Perry articles on FHM.com
1/ Katy Perry loves Wiener
2/ Elmo barely covers Katy Perry's boobs
3/ Katy Perry is topless